- Slower Traffic Keep Right!!!
- Posted by slowtrafficright
A good idea that just might help...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=2462787 899
- Posted by Dave C.
"slowtrafficright" <slowtrafficright@NObellNOSPAMsouthNO.net> wrote in
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Normally I'd flame you for spamming. But I actually like this sticker. You
need to modify it a bit though. It shouldn't read slower traffic keep
right. It should read "The Law Is Slower Traffic Keep Right". (backwards,
of course) If it just reads slower traffic keep right, you will look like a
real asshole with one of those on your hood. If it reads the law is slower
traffic keep right, then it SHOULD be taken as a friendly reminder that
proper lane usage is more than just what courtesy requires. -Dave
- Posted by Trey
"Dave C." <spammersdie@ahorribledeath.now> wrote in message
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it is their legal right to drive in any lane they want at the speed limit
(or less) Yes, I have seen them doing 35MPH in the carpool lane while the
rest of the EIGHT LANE (each side) freeway is humming along at 80.
That's just my experience.
My friend had a much more entertaining experience though. he got caught
behind a guy doing 55 in the fast lane (speed limit at the time was 55 but
common traffic was 70) he flashed his lights to indicate he is going too
slow for the fast lane. the guy flashes back a "five-five" with his hand. my
friend changes lane to get around him. a few seconds later he looks in his
rear view mirror to see that the slow driver was rear-ended by someone that
was going at the speed of traffic.
Will they ever learn? nope
- Posted by Kai Seymour
slowtrafficright wrote:
32,000 pound fire engine with 5,000 watts of flashing lights in their
mirror. The Chief denied my request for a nose gunner:(
- Posted by Jiz
I'll put that sticker on my sherman tank.
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- Posted by TBone
"Trey" <treydog90spam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Then they would be wrong and need to be educated. First of all, driving is
not a right, it is a privilege and they DO have to follow the rules of the
road or risk losing that privilage including the keep right - pass left
rule. As for the speed, there is also a minimum speed on most highways
(weather permitting) and they can be tickited for going to slow. Perhaps
the State Troopers should start ticketing people for breaking these rules as
well as just speeding and agressive driving and the number of agressive
drivers and the accidents caused by them would also go down.
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- Posted by Dreamer
"TBone" <t-bonenospam@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
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In most jurisdictions there is a catchall offense of "driving too slow for
conditions" or "impeding the flow of traffic." Illinois just implemented a
specific offense called "lingering" which is a moving violation specifically
targeted at people who drive too slow in the left-hand lane of multi-lane
highways. I hope they start handing those out hard and fast.
D
- Posted by Dreamer
"Kai Seymour" <kaiwuds@yahooo.com> wrote in message
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cow-catcher scaled up to, say, SUV size?
D
- Posted by Trey
A friend of mine was a fireman, he was driving along, code-3 and this guy
would not get out of the way. they honk their horn, nothing. get on the PA
to tell him to get out of the way (in a polite tone I assume) and then the
guy sticks his hand out the window and flips off the fire engine.
I saw mention of a SUV-size cow catcher. I am not one to object to this
idea.
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- Posted by TBone
When shit like that happens, you can only pray that it is his house that is
up in flames.
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- Posted by Trey
One can only hope.
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- Posted by Fuller Wrath
First of all, driving is
: not a right, it is a privilege
Oh boy here's that bullshit again
- Posted by TBone
"Fuller Wrath" <cornhole@allspammers.com> wrote in message
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It may be bullshit, but it is still the truth.
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- Posted by Fuller Wrath
Yeah, right. You must live in Kansas (another flat earther). As long as
you're going to keep your head stuck in a hole, at least pick a warm one...
"TBone" <t-bonenospam@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
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: "Fuller Wrath" <cornhole@allspammers.com> wrote in message
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: >
: > First of all, driving is
: > : not a right, it is a privilege
: >
: > Oh boy here's that bullshit again
:
:
: It may be bullshit, but it is still the truth.
:
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: If at first you don't succeed, you're not cut out for skydiving
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- Posted by TBone
LOL, please show me where in the Constitution it states that you have the
right to operate a motor vehicle.
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"Fuller Wrath" <cornhole@allspammers.com> wrote in message
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- Posted by Fuller Wrath
that is such a bogus argument it doesn't even merit a response. "T Bone" is
right: a real meat head!
Show me where:
the constitution does not delineate even one iddy biddy right. it is a
limit on the powers of the federal govt. then again, if you had stayed
awake in class, you might have LEARNED that little point!
"TBone" <t-bonenospam@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
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: LOL, please show me where in the Constitution it states that you have the
: right to operate a motor vehicle.
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: If at first you don't succeed, you're not cut out for skydiving
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: "Fuller Wrath" <cornhole@allspammers.com> wrote in message
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: > Yeah, right. You must live in Kansas (another flat earther). As long
as
: > you're going to keep your head stuck in a hole, at least pick a warm
: one...
: >
: > "TBone" <t-bonenospam@nc.rr.com> wrote in message
: > news:4231c.40927$%d3.3812781@twister.southeast.rr. com...
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: > : "Fuller Wrath" <cornhole@allspammers.com> wrote in message
: > : news:KA21c.10$BA.3@fed1read03...
: > : >
: > : > First of all, driving is
: > : > : not a right, it is a privilege
: > : >
: > : > Oh boy here's that bullshit again
: > :
: > :
: > : It may be bullshit, but it is still the truth.
: > :
: > : --
: > : If at first you don't succeed, you're not cut out for skydiving
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- Posted by TBone
Well here is a little clue for ya there pinhead. Those roads are not owned
by you. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that you have the right to
do whatever you wish on land that you do not own. And since you do not own
the roads you don't have any right to operate a motor vehicle on them. At
best, the roads are community property that we have elected officials to
control. Since we do not individually own them, it becomes a privilege to
use them for the operation of a motor vehicle, not a right, and if the
privilege is abused and possibly puts others in danger, it can be taken
away. This should be simple enough for even you to understand.
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- Posted by John David Galt
TBone wrote:
The 10th amendment, plus the lack of an enumerated power to prohibit driving.
- Posted by Chris Phillipo
In article <B541c.40938$%d3.3818778@twister.southeast.rr.com> , t-
bonenospam@nc.rr.com says...
It's probably one that same page that says you have the right not to
wear a seat belt or to piss on the salad bar.
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- Posted by Chris Phillipo
In article <40452BD5.F5B902FD@diogenes.sacramento.ca.us>,
jdg@diogenes.sacramento.ca.us says...
I think you better read the 10th amendment again and ask your local
representative if the police chief he hired has the ability to yank your
license.
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