I got attacked by a lemming today who held a knife
to my throat and gun to my head, forced me to stop
at the first Walgreens I came to and then forced me
to go into the store and buy a bottle of the new
Dove Self-Foaming cleanser. For good measure it
dragged me to the hair care aisle and forced me to
buy a shampoo. I screamed for mercy but it showed
me none. I was trying sooo hard to be good. I
am sure it would have killed me if I had tried
to resist.

Thank goodness it was cheap. I have no idea what
would happen if one of those vicicous animals
dragged me into an NM or Nordstroms.

I'm buying a pepper spray.

"kayper" <karz54@comcast.net> wrote in message
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What shampoo did it make you buy?

Sophie wrote:
The Dove Clarifying one, or whichever type
it is that passes for Clarifying in that
brand. I feel forutnate that it let me
at least choose which type.

Gosh...those rotten little suckers. They creep up on ya, don't they...the
things they make me order online.

--
M~Elizabeth

To thine own self be true
"kayper" <karz54@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Tell me about it. After resisting the lure of Sephora.com for years, I finally
placed my first order this week:

Philosophy Cinnamon Buns shower gel
Philosophy Coconut Cream Pie shower gel
Jaqua Girls Orange Vanilla Sugar scrub
(lots of samples, including the Frederic Fekkai hair glossing cream and a fall
catalog)

I'm already planning my next order.

Shari in NY

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 21:58:28 GMT, kayper wrote:

I used to have a co-worker who got NM cats... they have Chucks in
them. Even at the NM price, a pair of Chucks won't break you up.

And after you do that, you'll come back and blame it on one of those
pesky lemmings. <grin/duck>

--
Offshore a CEO: buy an ADR!

kayper wrote:
So your lemming uses a two handed fighting style too? Mine uses
a Katana and a shotgun. I apparently have a single lemming
assigned to watch over me. She insists on being called "Miss
Lemming", which I believe is a pseudonym since I think she
considers me not worthy of knowing her true name. Apparently she
has found a source for lemming sized LBD's and Manolo Blahniks.
She can be very convincing. You buy something and come away
thinking it was all your idea in the first place. They show now
mercy, they are relentless shoppers of the highest order.
Apparently they can survive on minimal sleep. You can try to
lose and elude them but their tracking skills seem to be quite
superb, unless they use GPS to track you.

Resistance proves futile. Their endurance is surpassed only by
their desier to "have it all"

Shudder

Shhh, I'm not for certain mine knows about those things. I think
this box is secure but she could be watching.

Doesn't work, mine has a gask mask. They think of everything.

Veronica



--
Makeup, it takes believing in. Like a magic carpet, it's
belief that makes it fly. Otherwise, it's just a rug. If
you believe in it, makeup has a magic all it's own. Of
course, makeup is only dime-store magic. But it works well
enough, when it's used properly.", the makeup artist, from
the book Sooner or Later, based on the 1978 TV movie of
the same name.

hahhahahahhaha. this has happend to me often. luckily, usually in the
drugstore, and even more luckily, often my frugal child is there to point out i
have ten of those things already. but sometimes, there's just nothing one can
do but buy the stuff.



++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"President Bush is asking Congress for $80 billion dollars to rebuild Iraq.
And when you make out that check, remember there are two L's in Halliburton."
David Letterman

In article <8O4ab.280554$2x.77992@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>,
kayper <karz54@comcast.net> wrote:

I'm typing at gun- and knife-point.

My lemming told me to tell you that I would remain safe, as long as you
answer the following questions:

1. What kind of hair product was it?

2. What did you think of the Dove cleanser?

Please answer ASAP.

Trembling, but still safe for now,

Priscilla

--
psb2@midway.uchicago.edu "Here comes the most beautiful woman in puppetland!"

Trilby wrote:
I'll call 911!

LOL!

Dove Beautifully Clean Shampoo. Very nice; reminds me a little
of ColorVive (or the old version; I don't know if they've changed
the recipe of just the packaging on the "Vive" products.)

Haven't tried it yet. Forgot all about it. However,
I will use it pronto and get back to you. Pronto.

Pronto.

YECH! BLEH! GAG!! BLECH! ICK!!!

Something crawled into the bottle and DIED!

NOBODY mentioned it smelled like this!

Other than that it had the texture of very
light shaving cream.

VERY drying. Very. Waste of $$$. I rec
Clearisil Foaming Face Wash in the foamy
pump bottle a thousand times over this. And
it's not drying. I have to go glue the dried
flakes of skin back together that were once,
intact, my face.