Simplest yoga for modern generation is to sit on the couch and stare at the
TV. Ancient concentration practices conbined with modern couch slouch
posture! I'm surprised that no new age Guru has yet thought of it! One can
acquire visions of many showbiz Gods/Goddesses after very little practice.
Pressing the remote control is also quite like accupressure treatment, a
special yogic remote has to be designed so that one can use various other
bodyparts to press it. Thus it will become a synthesis of the ancient
practices of accupressure, yoga posture, mind-healing, all calming
concentration and modern convenience all in one!
A few testimonies from happy followers of Simple Spirituality:
Linda Airhead Jones has been practicing for a week. She says this has been
a great stress reliever and is effective almost immediately. She felt
particularly stressed by all the new age techniques, the different kinds of
yogas, and so many confusing techniques. She had trouble making up her mind
before, but now everything seemed so simple. She could barely remember her
phone number and she didn't need the stress of learning about different
postures and different pressure points. She felt a great sense of relief as
soon as she was told that she didn't have to memorize anything, learn
anything, or do anything.
Ramagopal Das Smith highly recommends the new spiritual practice. He claims
to have attained oneness with one of the many bikini clad bouncing beauties
while watching an exercise show. "I have felt very energetic ever since,
all my various doldrums, the blahs are now gone, thanks to this simple
practice." And he believes that he can design a special remote control for
his own 'interpretation' of this spiritual practice. He has plans to market
his special remote controls for men along with a video entitled "Simple
Spirituality for Men."
According to recent studies, simply sitting on the couch decreases stress in
90% of the cases and fewer people have heart attacks sitting on their
couches. Doctor James Dikshit in Bombay has studied the practice and says
that his patients all experience lower blood pressure while concentrating on
a broadcast of their pulse monitor on the TV. The scientific community of
Nasa also endorses this practice and is soon going to incorporate it in its
training for aspiring astronauts.
Dr. Jai Maharaj <usenet@mantra.com> wrote in message
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