Attorney General John Ashcroft visits an elementary
school. After speaking for 15 minutes he says, "I will
now answer any questions you have."

Bobby stands up and says: "I have four questions, sir:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to
destroy civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the bell goes off and the kids are sent out
to play. Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft says: "I am sorry
we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."

A little girl named Julie stands and says: "I have six
questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to
destroy civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?





Now on with the show, off for Bloodwork in the AM.
Don't think the 5% club is in my immediate future.

RB

Cute RB, The Patriotic Act is a good thing
buttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. There is some working out to do.

Ira

I thought it was funny.

This one is a little less "kinda"...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was
a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a
ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought
long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire
the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than
the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch began
to prosper once again. One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed
and went into town one Saturday night.

The clock struck midnight and he hadn't returned. One o'clock came and
went-- nothing. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He finally returned around
two-thirty and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting
by the fireplace with a glass of wine waiting for him. She motioned him
over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, watching her eyes in the
fire light.

"And my bra," she said, softly. Again, with trembling hands he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.

"My panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and
off.



Then she looked at him and said, "Now, if you ever wear my clothes into
town again, I'll fire you on the spot. "


--
Wes Groleau
"Grant me the serenity to accept those I cannot change;
the courage to change the one I can;
and the wisdom to know it's me."
-- unknown

Ira Jamison wrote:

ROFLMAO!!
Sure The Patriot (not Patriotic) Act is a good thing if you are willing to
trade your freedoms away for a warm fuzzy feeling that you are safe. You
aren't, you know.

--
Chuck
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Now I have to clean my monitor!
"Wes Groleau" <groleau@freeshell.org> wrote in message
news:-_Wdnci7SMQpTTqiRVn-ig@gbronline.com...

Wes, I thought that was funny also. Hee Hee.

I just hope some will take this as just a joke.

It was not intended to put down any alternative lifestyle.

Ira

On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 16:40:24 GMT, "Ira Jamison"
<autoclave@earthlink.net> wrote:


Yep, good point.
We do have to be careful, and not offend sensibilities.
You never know how many frustrated rancher's widows may be reading
this newsgroup.

Cheers Alan, T2, Oz
dx May 2002, diet and exercise.
--
Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.

"Alan" <loralspam@ozconnect.net> wrote in message
news:tc2gqvgirlu5l6abris9kbgquu4iu0qv51@4ax.com...

As a former rancher's widow, I resemble that comment!
c

On Tue, 4 Nov 2003 14:47:15 -0600, "Colleen" <{oopsh_5@hotmail.com}>
wrote:

I was going to say "does that mean he came back to life" but I
realised that would be very tasteless and very non-PC, so I didn't.

Obviously, you really meant that he had ceased being a rancher before
he passed away.

Cheers Alan, T2, Oz
dx May 2002, diet and exercise.
--
Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.

Now that IS funnnneeeeee!!!
Thanks Wes

Wes Groleau wrote:

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