Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is
your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
and Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay
where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks
him what his name is. "Larry." "And what is your question?" "I have five
questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
and Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"

This kind of thins is supposed to be clearly marked OT.

MLSRM wrote:

--
Chuck
-ô¿ô-
~

*Thins? what the heck is a thins? I thought it was a joke

MLSRM wrote:

I suppose your finger never hit the wrong key when you were typing?
My spellcheck missed it.
The point is, this kind of _thing_ is supposed to be clearly marked OT.
But then you already knew that.
I didn't happen to find any humor in the original post, but I am sure
that some did. Whether or not I like is not what I was talking about at
all.
Mark things like this OT. You know, Off Topic.
Get it?
Heaven knows I have been called to task a number of times when I forgot
to add that little two letter notation to the subject line.

--
Chuck
-ô¿ô-
~

URAQT2 wrote:

No it didn't, it accepted that as a word. It is simply the wrong
word.

Bill Vajk wrote:

Ya, the darned thing can't read my mind - yet.

--
Chuck
-ô¿ô-
~

URAQT2 wrote:

LOL I have the selfsame problem.

"Bill Vajk" <bill9north@hotmailDITCHTHIS.com> wrote in message
news:1fidnY_li7ChtLXdRVn-vg@comcast.com...
LOL I have the selfsame problem.
Have y'all ever seen the email where the whole thing was spelled correctly,
but was the wrong word??? Think it was "Thank God for Spellcheck" It was a
hoot!
MWM

On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 15:29:41 -0600, "MLSRM" <mlsrm@gvtcNOSPAM.com>
wrote:



Mack
Type 1 since 1975
http://www.alt-support-diabetes.org
http://www.insulin-pumpers.org

In tribute to the United States of America and the State
of Israel, two bastions of strength in a world filled with strife and
terrorism.

URAQT2 wrote:
Well, _I_ thought it was funny. I also thought it was
funny in the earlier version where Reagan was the visitor
(and of course the questions were different).

Mack wrote:

"I'LL do the thinnin' around here!"
-- Quick-Draw McGraw

An Owed to the Spelling Checker
==========================

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pour o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.

-- Jerry Zar, Dean of the Graduate School
Northwestern Illinois University

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 23:56:43 -0500, Wes Groleau
<groleau+news@freeshell.org> wrote:

"Ka-Bong!!"
-- El KaBong

Mack
Type 1 since 1975
http://www.alt-support-diabetes.org
http://www.insulin-pumpers.org

In tribute to the United States of America and the State
of Israel, two bastions of strength in a world filled with strife and
terrorism.

On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 05:24:06 GMT, Koenig O'Reilly
<dev.null@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Luv it.
Brilyunt.

Cheers Alan, T2, Oz.
dx May 2002 , A1C 5.8, no meds, diet and not enough exercise.
I have no medical qualifications beyond my own experience.
Choose your advisers carefully, because experience can be
an expensive teacher.
--
Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.

LOL, now that's funny Mack. :-)

Cheri
Type 2, no meds for now.

Should have posted that one. Chuck would still be laughing. ;-)

--
Cheri
Type 2, no meds for now.

Wes Groleau wrote in message <8tidnVvmQ8uG-bXd4p2dnA@gbronline.com>...

Got it, Cheri. Love it. Saved it for future reference. :-)

Cheri wrote:

--
Chuck
-ô¿ô-
~

On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 22:14:10 GMT, URAQT2 <URAQT2@BRME.org> wrote:

Skipped the Hillary thing. Maybe it was the guy that climbed
Mt. Everest.. Then I thought maybe the local gal has diabetes.
Then this will give more research for diabetes. So I had to go
back to the original post.

Remember the fact that FDR has polio and the March of dimes
funded research into polio. The fact that the world's supply of
penicillin saved Churchil's life led to a major effort to develop it
into a mass produced item.

Too close to reality to be funny-- well maybe.
Guy

Ignore him. He post all kinds of "thins" that have nothing to do with
diabetes. He likes to see his name on the board.


"MLSRM" <mlsrm@gvtcNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
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Are you now the board cop? Get a life.

"URAQT2" <URAQT2@BRME.org> wrote in message
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